1) Hmm… new perspective eh?
2) Hi Doge! That’s rather an uncomfortable position you’re in…
3) Please just shut it already…
4) Don’t dare touch me.
5) Starting from the bottom, now we here!
6) OMG this is so much fun!…. *looks up* Did somebody say squirrel?
7) Why are you making me wear these shoes? How do you think I can walk with these on? Y U DO DIZ TEW MEH?
8) Doge 4 President!
9) Where can I buy these cute Shiba Inu plants?